You gotta be kiddin’ me!
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Why Texans think Californians are stupid, #2
They put up with government shills like Monet Parham-Lee who want to sue McDonald’s over Happy Meals. No wonder they’re broke. Read more
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It’s not just software that’s half-assed…
…Tim Geithner’s Treasury Department can’t even print play money correctly. The country’s being run by this guy: Tip from The Belmont Club. Read more
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This is what I think of No-Shows
An open letter to Senator John Cornyn (R-TX)–sent by email Sunday evening: The Democrats are trying to push through a big tax hike, and you couldn’t be bothered to show up for the vote? (Washington Examiner, “Ten Republicans duck out on tax vote,” December 5, 2010) And you have the balls to keep sending me Read more
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I’m sorry, but GFY counts as three words.
The next time some chickenshit tofu-eating progressive tells you how great things are in C-A-N-A-D-A, tell he/she/it about this wonderful bit of asshattery. Read more
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Wow! An instant solution to the National Debt Problem!
Some thumbsuckers in Congress have proposed we solve the Debt Crisis with innovations like a tax on soft drinks. One of the Rivlin-Domenici proposals is “an excise tax on the manufacture and importation of beverages sweetened with sugar or high-fructose corn syrup.” Others are cutting farm payments and tinkering with Social Security. OK, geniuses, it’s Read more
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More tax dollars down a rathole
San Antonio is joining the ranks of hipster bike-friendly cities by unveiling our new Bike Sharing Posts, opening for business in January. For a mere $1 million in Federal funds, there will be 140 bikes available for tooling around downtown. Locals can get an annual subscription for $60. Arithmetic time! 140 bikes at $1 million, Read more
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I want that Space Cadet job!
What Denver Brain Trust came up with this cockamamie scheme to create a sinecure? (Yeah, it would be no cost to start, but bureaucracies have a way of growing, don’t they?) The website is about what you’d expect. Tip from Jonah Goldberg, who knows a cushy gig when he sees one. Read more
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