Go outside and play, dammit!

This is just great.  The UTSA Chief of Police revolving door has replaced a sexual harasser with a cranky old man: "Those damn skateboarders are ruining the sidewalk!" Or in Paisano duckspeak Interim Chief of Police Daniel Pena had similar sentiments. “Skateboarders riding on crowded sidewalks, walkways and in parking lots, create a hazard from Read more

Getting outside for a ride is always a good idea:  Riding without a helmet is not. I see the same thing at ski resorts every year; kids (and often the wife) with goggles and helmets, and Dad looking cool with shades and a ballcap.  How cool are you gonna look drooling in a wheelchair after Read more

How many times fo people have to be told?   DO NOT FEED THE BEARS. Read more

Madlyn Primoff’s daughters need to walk three miles EVERY day.  Maybe then they, and their sympathizers, will stop acting like horses’ asses. Read more

This Pennsylvania convenience store clerk would fit right in here in San Antonio. Read more

I know that millions watch this guy, but I can’t be the only one who’s relieved that we no longer have to watch this dumb sonofabitch scribble all over the screen explaining simple football plays. Read more

Spokane Parks and Rec is using the Rodenator to deal with its ground squirrel problem The Rodenator Pro pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels – but in a humane way, Sort of the Read more

Spoken like a true (and faithful) skier. It’s been said "There are no atheists in foxholes."  Or on the black runs, either. Read more

You need to be VERY focused when getting on an unfamiliar ski lift, or something like this can happen.  Skiing is an inherently dangerous sport, and there are no safe spots or times for dicking around.  I can’t wait to risk my neck during spring break! Read more

Saturday, November 1st, was the Second Annual Rowdy Rec Run 5K at the UTSA Recreation Center.  This year the Rec Center went all-out, with a genuine race clock, a new race course, motorcycle escort, a three-man relay class, and a great after-race party at the new Lazy River (Mmmm, free Smoothies!).  The course was extremely Read more