Uncrustable Apocalypse

Smucker’s* Uncrustables are everything I despise about ultra-processed foods. White “air bread” with the only good part, the crust, removed and a filling of the absolute cheapest peanut butter and jelly the manufacturer could find.

And then they do this insulting crap to a customer. Big Carb strikes again.

*The late Gerry Owens had this to say: “With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good. With a name like Smucker’s, it better be good.” Owens was one of my big faves as a DJ on LA’s KMPC radio when I was a high-schooler.