Sucker Punches.

Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him. –Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Remoderned America is enjoying a Master’s Class in the sucker punch. It all began with President Trump’s speech before the joint session of Congress on March 4th. The fun began when Representative Al Green of Texas’ 9th Congressional district stood waiving his (very expensive) cane in the air to heckle the President. It was obvious to anyone hip to the vibe of BlueAnon America that Green had been “honored” to be the Official Heckler for the Democrats to finesse any exposure of the Big Dems like Nancy Pelosi, who could be seen studiously phubbing the whole affair. Clean hands, clean hands!

It was just as obvious that the Trump High Command had predicted exactly such an outburst when the Speaker of the House called for order and directed the Sergeant at Arms to have Congressman Green physically removed from the chamber. Honorable Green, your Race Card has expired, and will be retained by management. Sadly for Green, he was removed from the session before his most admirable of constituents, cancer survivor DJ Daniel was honored by President Trump with an appointment as an Honorary Secret Service Agent. As any common sensical American who’s avoided university brain rot knows, this is a classic sucker punch. Read a few hard-boiled detective novels or treat yourself to some film noir just to refresh your understanding. And enjoy some quiet time.

Now Trump and Elon Musk are at it again.

The BlueAnons like this hot mess have been triggered into vandalizing Teslas and Tesla dealerships. And succumbing to their biggest weakness: they can’t shut up about it. And now they’re getting arrested.

Think about it. Elon Musk is the Richest Man In The World. Who is financing an a breathtaking attempt to colonize the planet Mars. Real soon now. I suspect he can afford some Tesla dealerships to take one for the team, act as bait, to draw out his more deranged critics, so they can be arrested, tried, convicted, and punished. And enjoy the benefits of being a convicted felon. For. the. rest. of. their. lives. After being sucker-punched. They shoulda seen it comin’.

Update: Publius spots the technique in the massive Tren de Argua deportation.