Some Wu Flu Hacks

We’re all getting into social distancing big time, in response to the Covid-19 pandemic.  And everyone knows about wash-your-hands-don’t-touch-your-face-sneeze-into-a-tissue precautions.

But here are four more behavior changes to help avoid infection:

• avoid those hot-air hand dryers in public restrooms, they’re germ blasters
• use disposables instead of  reusable shopping bags, they’re mobile petri dishes
• clean your freakin’ cell phone periodically, it’s a crud collector
• ditch the face mask, it may increase your risk, and it just makes you look like a poser a$$hole
• Oh, a pilon:  THE FIVE SECOND RULE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY.

Over at Breitbart, John Nolte unleashes a full-fledged rant about these hazards and more.