Do You Spell FAIL with Green Letters?

More and more of all this hippy-dippy green energy bullshit we’re saddled with is turning out to be a collection of Really Bad Ideas:

• corn likker for yer car is destroying more land and polluting more water than all the frackers in Christendom, and starving folks in Latin America
• solar power arrays and wind turbines are wreaking havoc on migratory bird populations (almost as bad as those friggin’ housecats)

The only upside I see is that some of our more obnoxious greeny hipsters will tool around town on their BikeShare bikes and get clocked by some drunk in an SUV.