Shikata ga nai, my ass

Hideaki Akaiwa  is a real Man’s Man, right down to the duct tape.  And somehow he manages it without the usual penis substitutes, like an oversized SUV or a 60-inch flatscreen TV.  Amazing.  And on top of it all, the man has a sense of style:  Ray-Bans and an amime mascot!

Tip from the Instapundit.