What planet does CBS live on?

Author Lisa Quinn shared some household hints with the CBS Early Show, and Wow! did she have some doozies:

Put a raisin in a bottle of flat champagne to bring it back to life with
bubbles! The natural sugars in the raisin make that magic happen.

Lisa Quinn must be the most boring tippler in the universe. I’ve never opened a bottle of flat champagne, and I’ve yet to encounter any that’s drinkable that gets left in the bottle long enough to go flat (sorry, Andre is only good for watering house plants).  My basic champagne rule: it’s quicker and more festive than cocktails and women love it.  Don’t stay at home without it.