Dude, where’s MY bailout? Let ’em eat paella!

Looks like it went to Europe.  Kinda like FLOTUS.

Update (14 August).  President Zero and family will make a 27-hour drive-by through Panama City for a roundtable discussion.  Hopefully the 0’s won’t be exposed to any of the Wrong Kind of White People, like unemployed fishermen or oil workers.

Another Update (14 August).  Now I get it!  Barack-0 hopped on down to Panama City for the crawfish.

Yet Another Update (15 August).  President Zero declares the Gulf Coast open for business, and gets his feet wet.  Calls for the tourists to come back, no mention of the oil rigs.