No wonder the KOoL KiDZ won’t eat lunch with me

  The heavy hitters who read the WSJ are noshing from $125 Bento boxes. 

My idea of brown-bagging is an apple and a couple of bagels in a recycled plastic produce bag. Gloryosky! That’s why I’m a jerk!

Tip from the Mrs, who keeps up with all that New York silliness.