Go to college, learn a skill

I suppose it would be cruel to expose my students to this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/radionews/player/player.swf?soundFile=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/radionews/06-156_Alphabetizing_Temp_Sun.mp3&title=TempPutsExtensiveKnowledgeOfAlphabetToGoodUse&date=Sat,Jun272009&slug=temp_puts_extensive_0&autostart=no

Tip from George Leef at Phi Beta Cons.