It’s the final week of Friggin’ Christmas

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We’re in that strange season before Thanksgiving and after Halloween (or is it Labor Day?) when merchants lose all sense of decorum and start force-feeding us Christmas, subverting even the most well-brought-up children into becoming greedy little whiners.  I call it Friggin’ Christmas, and flat out refuse to participate.  Until the turkey is carved and eaten, and I’ve had some pumpkin pie for breakfast the following morning, I refuse, even to listen to a Christmas carol.  Until then, it’s Bah, Humbug! on Friggin’ Christmas.  (However, some hot egg nog, preferably with a stiff shot of scotch, is welcome any time from Halloween to Epiphany.)

Cross-posted as a comment at ninme’s "Bah, Humbug, and Good Night."

Tip for the snarky link from Mark Hemingway at The Corner.


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