PDS* makes you say some crazy sh*t

* Palin Derangement Syndrome

Update (18 September).  Apparently, PDS can make you turn into a felon, and embarrass your (D)addy.  What a clone.

Tip from James Hudnall.

Update (19 September). OK, I’ve definitely had enough.  Jay Nordlinger was puzzled the other day on The Corner, asking why many women said they hated Sarah Palin.  Here’s my theory:  Just take a look at these broads and their husbands.  The women are bitchy, self-obsessed know-it-alls who never shut up.  When you see them in public, they’re huddled with 3 or 4 other witches just like them, blowing their husbands’ paychecks and running the poor bastards down.  On the infrequent occasions they’re seen with their husbands, the poor guys are having about as much fun as a cat in a bathtub.  Given a chance to go hunting, fishing, poker-playing, or just goofing off, who would their husbands choose as a female companion, Ms Bitchy or Governor Palin?  So sure these broads hate Palin; she’s everything they aren’t and can never be–a hardworking, sensible, attractive woman who’s also a "regular guy."  Here’s my recommendation to young men hitting the dating scene.  Ask your date what she thinks of Palin.  If she’s OK with Palin, or disagrees with Palin’s politics, but otherwise has no strong feelings, then your date’s cool.  If, on the other hand, she hates Palin and gets all huffy about it, drop this chick like the poison she is. We can only hope this is some genetic defect, ’cause it needs to die out.  For you guys married to The Bitch, think about running away with the circus.