What a Cheap Bastard

Bigmouth Joe Biden is one hell of a high roller; his average charitable contributions over the past 10 years are $369.  That’s about how much I contribute to the oddball fund-raisers my students come up with each year, before I chip in for those causes I really care about.  Hell, my wife dropped more than that off at the Goodwill this year. And a quick estimate, based on me and the Mrs going dining out about once a week, suggests that I’ve probably thrown more tip money at waiters and waitresses than Senator Joe routinely gives to charity.  What a farookin” chiseler. But what the heck, he’s a Democrat, so he supports his favorite charities with your money, not his. 

I can’t wait to see Governor Palin’s tax returns…