Bumper Bytes, Part 1

I’m often surprised by the statements people put on their cars in the form of bumper stickers.  Does "I ♥ hot moms" really make the most desirable first (perhaps only) impression that you desire?

Yesterday I followed one of those SUV-Jeepy things* that had the following interesting combination:

…and I commenced to wondering.  When the mutt graduates from high school, will Mom send him on to Texas A&M?
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* filthy habit, driving one of those things.  Somewhat like littering, crotch-scratching, or talking on the cellphone in a public restroom.