Making an A$$ Out of a Donkey

The incorrigible Frank J. does it again with The Top Ten Ways the Democratic National Convention Could Be Even Lamer:

Apparently the Democrat National Convention, not being lame enough just by being full of Democrats, is also going to ban fried food,
bottled water, and anything that isn’t organic. And at the end of the
event, they’ll calculate your carbon footprint so you can offset it
with the appropriate amount of magic beans. With all the racialness in
their primary, it’s still pretty obvious all the convention planning is
being done by white people.
It really sounds like they’re just going to spend the convention
sipping wheat grass juice while talking about how terrorism can be
defeated by recycling. Really, why don’t they just all come out of the
closet and hold the thing at a gay bathhouse. Once again I ask how any
men can be a part of these people? They must have booths there offering
the spaying or neutering of husbands.

Read the whole thing.

Tip from Michelle Malkin.