The Ten Rules of Hip, update

ABC News asks a question with two wrong answers: "$599 iPhone Buyers: Hipsters or ‘Losers’?"

The very idea that owning a gadget like the iPhone would make you hip is pretty ridiculous (and definitely not hip).  A bit like those dorks who think it’s macho to have a big-screen TV.  Hey, it’s nice, but it doesn’t put hair on your chest (or your head, either).

Oh, the correct answer is…they’re SUCKERS.