The Ten Rules of Hip

Rule #1:  If you ever describe yourself as hip, you’re not hip.

Rule #2:  If you try to be hip, you’re not hip.  These people are not hip.

Rule #10:  If you need to follow a set of rules to be hip, you’re not hip.

Rules 3 through 9 are still in the oven.  Stay tuned.  Or not.  Whatever’s hip.