Now this gets me excited!

…and not in a good way. Forty-one illegal aliens voted in the recent Bexar County election? Why don’t they just franken’ move into my guest bedroom, use up all the clean linen, drink all my booze, and order pizza on my credit card? Oh, never mind–Congress and President Bush* are working on just that.

*Long ago and far away, I admired him. Now he’s pissed away most of his chances in the Middle East, and sold the conservative middle-class out on everything from immigration to cornaholicism, and I’ve turned his picture to the wall.