“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper…”

Great idea, Ms Crow. [You go first.] Be sure to read the comments; the whole world is snickering.

Tip from the Drudge Report.

Update (24 April). We’ve gone w-a-a-y past snickering. Tip from the Instapundit.

Update (29 April).  The Discerning Texan had a great cartoon on this topic.