Well, I knew “con safo” wasn’t the correct response

The word gringo gets bandied about perhaps a bit too frequently here in San Antonio, and I’m always a bit puzzled when I hear it describing me.  Now Mark Krikorian at NRO comes up with the definitive response

…my own

reaction to hearing the word "gringo" used in a non-ironic way is to

look around for Speedy Gonzalez.