…and, and, and you’re a poopy-head!

First, Moqtada al Sadr, Grand Pajandrum of the Mahdi Army, sneaks off to Tehran with his posse because Bush and Petraeus make faces at him, and then al-Qaeda Penultimoto Ayman al-Zawahiri calls President Bush a lying alcoholic gambler. Which is pretty much what a good poker player would want his opponent to do. I think the "surge" is getting on these guy’s nerves.

Tips from the Instapundit and the Drudge Report.

Update (14 February). I love this comment about al Sadr over at the Belmont Club: "…Sadr and the Mahdi Army are not real Arabs but Persian stooges."

Update (15 February). Michelle Malkin says maybe Mookie is just taking a road trip. Mookie? Mookie. I think MM’s on to something here, giving disparaging nicknames to these villians and blowhards. Now if I can just get her to start ridiculing Barack-o.

Update (18 February).  Ann Coulter starts in on B. Hussein Obama, but hasn’t heard my nickname yet.  Ann, it’s BARACK-O.