Undergrad Grooming

College students crack me up.

This morning at the gym, I noticed a young man at the mirror, putting on his finishing touches before heading out to class. He had one of those eggbeater haircuts, the kind that stick out in artfully arranged random directions, and he very carefully plucked and finger-combed it to best effect. Then he grabbed at the sleeve of his rock-and-roll t-shirt, dragged the armpit up to his nose for a sniff, made a what-the-Hell face, and headed off to class.

Like I said, college students crack me up.