That Special Day

By way of giving the big Ho-Hum to the recent Earth Day, Jimbo over at Parkway Rest Stop has suggested some new Designated Days, all of which are big improvements over such mendacious artifacts as Bosses Day or Grandparents Day.  My own suggestion, a day that should be strictly observed worldwide on all college campuses, is For Once in Your Sorry Life, Don’t Ask a Frickin’ Stupid Question that Reveals You Didn’t Do the Homework DAY.