No gargling in my class, please.

The irrepressible Kim Swygert has coined the ultimate phrase to describe college undergraduates: "while some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others merely gargle."  Follow the link, too; Moebius Stripper always has something interesting to say.

These questions seem like they should have been in the lesson, not the homework. It seems like they’re trying to teach me something new.

Get used to it, Twinkie. Homework is supposed to teach you something.