Like no, dude. We’d all be in someone else’s car.

These guys really need to get a better ad agency:

It’s OK.  The more folks think we’re uneducated doofuses, the fewer of ’em will move here and mess it up.

Update (August 9):  I haven’t seen one yet, but I’m eager to get my own "Keep San Antonio lame" t-shirt.  My wife caught the KSAL guru Aaron Forland on TexPR’s Texas Matters this past weekend; apparently it’s one of those hip-to-be-square gags.

Another Update (August 9):  Updated the KSAL link above, so you can get the t-shirt.

Yet Another Update (August
11):  My lovely wife managed to snag the last remaining KSAL
t-shirt Tuesday afternoon.  Aaron, get busy printing more!